i have this friend

her name is lizzy acker. here is a picture of her i found on the internet:

i wish i was just like her. she is crazy in a hilarious way that charms people and makes them laugh and leaves them with the impression that she is intelligent (true), while i am crazy in an awkward, sweaty hiding-in-my-sweatshirt way that leaves people with the impression that i am just weird (true). she goes to graduate school. now i want to go. she got a tattoo of oregon. now i want one. she got a blog, so i did. i want to be just like her, and i know she reads this blog, so really this is a confession.

my mom has this special way of making me feel really, really guilty when she needs technical support and i am 300 miles away.

law and order is doing hillary clinton being politically faulted for bill's indiscretions tonight. they could be doing a better job.